Phrases for you to use in an interview:
"I'm extremely adept at all manner of office organization" - I've used Microsoft Office.
"I'm honest, hard-working and dependable" - I pilfer office supplies.
"I take pride in my work" - I blame others for any mistakes.
"I'm personable" - I give lots of unsolicited personal advice to co-workers.
"I am very adaptable" - I've changed jobs a lot.
"I am always on the go" - I'm never at my desk.
"I'm highly motivated to succeed" - The minute I find a better job, I'm outta here.